Anonymous Quote

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.