If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
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If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
A joke is a very serious thing.
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
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