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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them. - Anonymous
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them. Anonymous
Short Quotes
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. - Anonymous
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. Anonymous
Work Quotes
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
Life Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
Man Quotes Marriage Quotes Think Quotes
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. - Anonymous
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Top 100
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. - Anonymous
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness. Anonymous
Phone Questions Short Quotes
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. - Anonymous
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. Anonymous
Short Quotes Statements
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. - Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Marriage Quotes Stupid Quotes
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. - Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
Know Quotes People Quotes Stupid Quotes
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition? - Anonymous
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes Top 100
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
Moments Sleep Quotes Top 100
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. - Anonymous
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous
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