I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way! Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? Anonymous
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Anonymous