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I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. - Anonymous

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way! - Anonymous

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Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.

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I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. - Anonymous

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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. - Anonymous

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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? - Anonymous

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A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. - Anonymous

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. - Anonymous

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