Anonymous Quote

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."

I didn't like my beard at first... then it grew on me.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.