My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident. Anonymous
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. Anonymous
Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous