If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.Anonymous
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.Anonymous
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.Anonymous