Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright