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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous

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Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday? Anonymous

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Anonymous

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$A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. - Anonymous$

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous

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Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous

Love Quotes

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. Anonymous

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Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Think Quotes

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous

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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous

Sayings Statements Top 100

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous

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Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. Anonymous

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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous

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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. Anonymous

Drinking

I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding. Anonymous

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts? Anonymous

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