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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. Anonymous
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Teachers are really pirates that are using us to find the "X". Anonymous
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Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!" Anonymous
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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper available that people used to string it up in trees to annoy people. Anonymous
I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Anonymous
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If Monday had a face... I would punch it. - Anonymous
If Monday had a face... I would punch it. Anonymous
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When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. - Anonymous
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous
Work Quotes
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. - Anonymous
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Anonymous
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Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. - Anonymous
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Anonymous
Sayings
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous
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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. - Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
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Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
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I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do. - Anonymous
I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do. Anonymous
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When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you. Anonymous
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