Anonymous Quote

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.