Back in my day there was so much toilet paper available that people used to string it up in trees to annoy people.
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous
I'm still trying to figure out how "wash your hands often" translates into "buy all the toilet paper you can find." Anonymous
Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous