Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!"
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears. Anonymous