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I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. - Anonymous
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. Anonymous
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He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio
He who laughs last didn't get it.

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Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. - Anonymous
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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' - Anonymous
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. - Eric Morecambe
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