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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. Anonymous