Teachers are really pirates that are using us to find the "X".
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. Anonymous
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X. Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator. Anonymous
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous