My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Louis Hector Berlioz
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
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