My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. Anonymous
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. Anonymous