Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. Anonymous
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. Anonymous
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again! Anonymous