Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
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