One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won't judge you.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Never judge a book by it's movie
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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