Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.Anonymous
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?Anonymous
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.Anonymous
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.