You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up. Anonymous
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous