My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.' Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!" Anonymous
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever. Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. Anonymous