The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.Anonymous
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.Anonymous
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.Anonymous
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.Anonymous