The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery.
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