My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Anonymous