They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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