A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.
Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
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