I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me." Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. Anonymous