Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Anonymous
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
Anonymous
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this," it usually smells nice.
Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Anonymous
