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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous

Short Quotes

You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous

Love Quotes Marriage Quotes

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous

Life Quotes Top 100

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous

Sayings Sleep Quotes Top 100

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys. Anonymous

Sayings

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous

Questions Sayings

When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. Anonymous

Good Quotes Sayings Stupid Quotes

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run! Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous

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