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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
Sayings
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. - Anonymous
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. Anonymous
Computers Short Quotes
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I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? - Anonymous
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. - Anonymous
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. - Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. - Anonymous
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. Anonymous
Math Quotes
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." - Anonymous
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. - Anonymous
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Anonymous
Questions Wife Quotes
All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy. Anonymous
Cat Quotes Dog Quotes

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