Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Anonymous
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
Anonymous
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Anonymous
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Anonymous