Time Quotes

My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.