It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
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