Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.Anonymous
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.Anonymous
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'Anonymous
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.Anonymous
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.Groucho Marx
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