Time Quotes

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Anonymous

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Anonymous

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Anonymous

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Anonymous

It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Anonymous

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Anonymous

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Anonymous

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Anonymous

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Anonymous

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

Anonymous

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

Anonymous

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Anonymous