Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler?
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
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