I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
More Quotes by Groucho Marx
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Never judge a book by it's movie
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
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