Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
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How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The future is not what it once used to be...
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
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