Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
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Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
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