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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.