Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Anonymous
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong. Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous