Anonymous Quote

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.

Anonymous

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Anonymous

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.

Anonymous

It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.

Anonymous

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

Anonymous

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Anonymous

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

George Burns

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."

Anonymous

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Anonymous

Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.

Anonymous

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Anonymous

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

Anonymous

Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?

Anonymous

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Anonymous

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

Anonymous

I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.

Anonymous

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Anonymous

I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Anonymous

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Anonymous