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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. - Anonymous

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Anonymous

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous

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It's so simple to be wise.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson

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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. - Anonymous

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous

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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Anonymous

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People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act. Anonymous

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. - Anonymous

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Anonymous

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. - Anonymous

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. Anonymous

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. - John Gotti

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong. - Anonymous

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong. Anonymous

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It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. - Anonymous

It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous

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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. - Anonymous

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day. Anonymous

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Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous

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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set. Anonymous

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