Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
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People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The future is not what it once used to be...
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
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