I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
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