The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition? Anonymous
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. Anonymous