Anonymous Quote

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!