There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet.Anonymous
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to.Anonymous
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money.Anonymous
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.Anonymous
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.Anonymous
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