I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.
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