What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine. Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. Anonymous
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous
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