Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.Anonymous
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money.Anonymous
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.Anonymous
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.Anonymous
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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