Money Quotes

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet.

Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to.

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.

They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money.

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.