Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
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