Money Quotes

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I'm as single as a one dollar bill, and I don't need any change.