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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Anonymous

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Anonymous

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

Anonymous

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Anonymous

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Anonymous

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.

Anonymous

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Anonymous

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Anonymous

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Benjamin Franklin

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

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I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

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Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

Anonymous

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

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It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.

Anonymous

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

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