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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.