Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
