They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.Anonymous
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!Anonymous
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?Anonymous
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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