Money Quotes

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

I hate math... but I love counting money.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money.