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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.