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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. - Anonymous

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

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Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt. Anonymous

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