Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? Anonymous
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
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