I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. Anonymous
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. Anonymous
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
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