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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Anonymous

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I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." - Anonymous

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous

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I wish my wallet came with free refills. - Anonymous

I wish my wallet came with free refills. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. - Anonymous

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Anonymous

I would've never imaged going into a bank wearing a mask and asking the teller for money. Anonymous

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. - Anonymous

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. Anonymous

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. - Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Life Quotes Questions

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. - Anonymous

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. Anonymous

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Never Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein

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Actual meanings of various terms.

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
Anonymous

Stupid Quotes Work Quotes

Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. - Anonymous

Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous

They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Anonymous

I'm as single as a one dollar bill, and I don't need any change. Anonymous

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx

Men are like bank accounts.<br/>
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Anonymous

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Anonymous

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. - Anonymous

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. Anonymous

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it.

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves. Anonymous

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. - Anonymous

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

When there's a will, I want to be in it. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. - Anonymous

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. Anonymous

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. - Anonymous

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. Anonymous

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