I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves. Anonymous
The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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