Money Quotes

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

Anonymous

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Anonymous

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Anonymous

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

Anonymous

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

Anonymous

Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

Anonymous

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Anonymous

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

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Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

Anonymous

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

Anonymous

They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.

Anonymous

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Anonymous

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Anonymous

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

Anonymous

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

Anonymous