Money Quotes
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Anonymous
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