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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. - Anonymous
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Anonymous
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I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous
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Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Anonymous
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. - Anonymous
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. Anonymous
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Anonymous
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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. - Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
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I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. - Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. Anonymous
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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Benjamin Franklin
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What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills. Anonymous
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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. - Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating. Anonymous
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They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it.
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves. Anonymous
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The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous
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I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. - Anonymous
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. Anonymous
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