Hilarious romantic quotes on marriages, couples, and just being silly together.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!" Anonymous
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
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