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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

Steven Alexander Wright

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Anonymous

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Joey Adams

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

Anonymous

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

Anonymous

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Anonymous

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

Anonymous

After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.

Anonymous

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Anonymous

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"

Anonymous

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Anonymous