Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong. Anonymous
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. Anonymous
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous