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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.

Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

You're like a sharpie - super fine.

I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?