Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. Anonymous
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you. Anonymous
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous
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