Love Quotes

Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.

Anonymous

After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

Anonymous

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Anonymous

I love you forever... but I can't live that long.

Anonymous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

Anonymous

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.

Anonymous

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Anonymous

My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.

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I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

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Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.

Anonymous

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown