Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
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