Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.Anonymous
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.Anonymous
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.Anonymous
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.Anonymous
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.Anonymous
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.Anonymous
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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