When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!Anonymous
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.Anonymous
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.Anonymous
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.Anonymous
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.Anonymous
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!Anonymous
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