Love Quotes

I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!