A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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