After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
