Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
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