Ronnie Shakes Quote
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do. Anonymous