A. Whitney Brown Quote

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

• Animals
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• Life Quotes

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

• Animals
• Questions

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

• Animals
• Dog Quotes
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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?

• Animals
• Dog Quotes
• Questions

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

• Animals
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• Eat Quotes

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

• Animals

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

• Animals
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.

• Animals
• Questions
• Short Quotes

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

• Animals
• Cat Quotes
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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

• Animals
• Love Quotes

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

• Animals
• Questions
• Short Quotes

Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

• Animals
• Never Quotes
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Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.

• Animals
• Dog Quotes

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!

• Witty Quotes

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

• Know Quotes
• Sayings

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

• Animals

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

• Love Quotes
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Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.

• Analogies
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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

• Famous Quotes
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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