A. Whitney Brown Quote

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?