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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.

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You can teach a cat to do...

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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

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What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

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Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

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Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first. - Anonymous

Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.

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You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! - Anonymous

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!

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I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

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Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say Help, I've been turned into a parrot.

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

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