Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
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