If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
More Quotes by Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
