If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Anonymous
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day. Anonymous
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here. Anonymous
This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous