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As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

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I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

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I'd walk thought fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous.

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.

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I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

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I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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