As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
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You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
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