As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
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