Top 100 Funny Quotes
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
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