Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz